Welcome to the Jungle
“To live will be an awfully big adventure.”
Hi I'm Simone, I'm 20 and from the Bay Area. I like anime, disney, art, video games and random crap that makes me laugh. Enjoy!


HIMYM AU: Barney finds out that Robin works for S.H.I.E.L.D as Agent Hill (Part 1)
They’re mixing two different universes together and yet it still makes waaay more sense than the finale.



anxiety is terrible, you could be having an attack and no one would even know because it’s an inward thing. it feels like you’re malfunctioning and you can’t process your own thoughts. you get a knot in your stomach and you can’t take a full breath but outwardly you can literally just sit there and look completely normal as long as no one tries to speak to you.

Yep that about sums it up

  #and if you try to explain it to someone they dont believe you    #and think you are over reacting  

can we just talk about how this is the only line the Queen of Corona says


can we just talk about how this is the only line the Queen of Corona says


When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire


reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck



Why do dudes always wanna know your bra size tho, what are they gonna do, buy you bras?? Cause that would be very helpful bras cost a lot of money i would save a fortune

Nephew: Star Wars was in Captain America's list of things to see right? Is he going to watch all six? He's going to find out that Nick Fury is a Jedi.


being an adult sucks cause when people ask you to hang out you cant be like “my mom said no” you just have to change your name and move away

  #ha ha